Top Ten White People Tweets (March 23, 2020)

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Mar 24, 2020 11:08 AM EDT

Check out these white people tweets from the other day for a good laugh. 

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  • 01
    Text - Kate Jamieson and 2 others liked Hannah Rich @hannahmerich Last night I was explaining to a new gym instructor about how I've got metal rods along my spine, and she replied, "oh, so you're like a kebab" and I don't think I'll stop thinking about that for a while. 12:15 · 05 Mar 20 · Twitter Web App 6.918 Retweets 76,3K Likes
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  • 02
    Text - Ben @brevit What Tinder says: Oops you missed a match! Get Gold to see who likes you. What Tinder means: You swiped left on someone who swiped right on you. We're hoping you're so desperate that you'll pay to be able to reconsider. And that's the story of how I got Tinder Gold.
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  • 03
    Text - Jessica Fox @HelloJessicaFox A little about me: I'm a beekeeper. I see a bee, I keep it. I don't care whose bee it is. Should have been watching it better. 28/4/16, 10:21 am
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  • 04
    Sky - Jesus Christ @jesus Hey guys... took a small vacation. What's up? 1:56 PM · 3/20/20 · Twitter for iPhone 1,347 Retweets 7,443 Likes Goran @GoranRedDevil · 12h Replying to @jesus A guy ate a bat and now i am unemployed. O 11 2755 696
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    Text - bob saget @bobsaget Oh. My. God. I spend my day cleaning and vacuuming and sanitizing everything in the house. I have become Danny Tanner. 4:11 PM Mar 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 17.9K Retweets 126.6K Likes 27
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  • 07
    Text - Brittany Van Horne @_brittanyv The person who saw breadsticks lightly sprinkled with parmesan and decided to name them "Crazy Bread" was a truly dramatic bitch and I respect their work 1:26 PM · 13 Oct 19 Twitter for iPhone
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  • 08
    Text - Mar 17 at 06:37 • O Note to self: Your neighbor's do not find it amusing when you put on your renaissance outfit and roll your wheelbarrow through the street calling to "bring out yer dead!" at 7 am.
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  • 09
    Text - Scenes from Buffalo @scenesfrombflo Remember the good old days when you could sneeze in public and people would smile and say, "Bless you!" instead of glaring and spraying you with their purse Lysol? 7:45 AM · 22 Mar 20 · Twitter for iPhone
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  • 10
    Text - Eddy @Trollacoaster idgaf how long we on lockdowni wll not watch a single episode of friends
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